My Legs Feel Like They Have the Flu

I woke up this morning in the back seat of a van in a park. I don't know how I got here.  All I know is that there is another van close by with the name "Squirrels Gone Wild" and that my legs hate me and feel like they have the flu.  I can barely move them and I'm trying to figure out a way into tricking them into running another 4.4...or 4.2...whatever it is...miles.

I may need an ambulance before this is done.

RJK